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	"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001

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	"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." — Lynn Lavner

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	#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

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	... is so fat, All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

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	Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

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	Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.