"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." — Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
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#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
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is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A: Say, "Nice dick."
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