"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." -George W. Bush, May 22, 2001
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up." — Barbara Bush
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#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
One Liners
Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men
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