"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine" — radio news announcer
Snapple Facts
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
One Liners
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
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