"I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person." - Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003
Random Quote
"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." — Ted Turner, on selling off his losing properties
Snapple Facts
#60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got her own area code!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an old Italian woman? A. About 50lbs and a black dress
34,533
articles
November 25, 2009
558,340
postings
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for registered members only. You must have registered with us to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick, and easy.
