"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." — George Burns
Snapple Facts
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
One Liners
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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