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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001
 
 

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"Line up alphabetically, according to your height."
— Casey Stengel
 
 

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#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
A. His last name.
 
 



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President Obama?
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