"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000
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"Pitching is 80 percent of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." — baseball player Mickey Rivers
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#78 Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.
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is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
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Q. What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? A. Sanka.
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