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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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"I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
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One Liners |
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Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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