"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
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"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
Snapple Facts
#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
One Liners
Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
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