"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000
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is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
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