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"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
 
 

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"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."
— Douglas Adams
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#173 Chinese is the most spoken language in the world.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
has a short arm and can't applaud.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast?
A: They're hiring.
 
 



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