"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." - Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she can play handball on the curb.
Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
May 22, 2013
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