"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." - Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003
Random Quote
"We've all passed a lot of water since then." — attributed to an old Hollywood producer, remimiscing about one of his first films
Snapple Facts
#55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
One Liners
Q. Why did the Police Department fire all their gay detectives? A. They kept blowing all their cases.
Quick Joke
Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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