"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."-U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
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#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
Yo Mama ...
is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
One Liners
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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