"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."Bush, referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment" Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
"I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one." Anonymous
#160 One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".
Yo Mama ...
is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
April 21, 2014
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