"I believe if you want to be negative you always can, no matter how hard you try." - Internationally televised News Event, June 15, 2004
" The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people" Bill Clinton, during an interview on MTV in 1993
#30 Fish have eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool!
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A. Are you sure it's mine?"
March 7, 2014
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