"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." - Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
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Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan
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