"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
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