"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90
#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Q. What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore? A. Three Days
March 8, 2014
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