"I think the American people - I hope the American–I don't think, let me - I hope the American people trust me." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
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Q. What is long and hard; has a hole at the tip and when inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole, can make you feel better? A. A Vicks Inhaler
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