"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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