"Saddam Hussein now sits in a prison cell, and Iraqi men and women are no longer carried to torture chambers and rape rooms." Bush, remarks on "Winston Churchill and the War on Terror," Feb. 4, 2004
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
#147 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.
Yo Mama ...
is like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.
December 12, 2013
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