"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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Q. How do you know you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
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