"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order - order out of chaos. But we will." - Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003
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"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." — Ted Turner, on selling off his losing properties
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Q. What happens if you have sex in the plumbers position? A. You stay in all day and nobody comes.
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