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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Goofball Facts |
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There are 1,929,770,126,028,800 different color combinations possible on a Rubik's Cube.
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