"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
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"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? A: His freshman year.
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