"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
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