"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
Random Quote
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." — Neil Armstrong
Snapple Facts
#174 The world's biggest pyramid is not in Egypt, but in Mexico.
Yo Mama ...
has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
One Liners
Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
34,990
articles
March 18, 2010
558,475
postings
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for registered members only. You must have registered with us to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick, and easy.
