"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Bush, meeting with Iraqi citizens who received medical care in the U.S., May 25, 2004
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"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while." — Charles Barkley
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#175 In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.
Yo Mama ...
has eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
One Liners
Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
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