"I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart." Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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