"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - GW Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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... is so fat, You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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