"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?" Linda Ellerbee
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#49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine.
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... is so fat, To her, 'light food' means under four tons!
One Liners
Q. How do we know that the bikini was invented for orthodox Jews? A. It separates the meat from the dairy sections
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