"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." - Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
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#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
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is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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