"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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