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  • "I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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    "My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said,"the whole time"."
    — Steven Wright, Comedian

    Snapple Facts
    #216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.

    One Liners
    Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
    A: Lipstick.

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    Goofball Facts
    One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.