"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Richard Dawson: "Name the first thing you take off after work". Contestant: "Ummmm. Underwear." — as seen on the Family Feud.
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is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
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