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"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? ... Me neither." — Steve Martin
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#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
One Liners
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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