"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." - Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
#34 If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan
July 23, 2014
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