"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - GW Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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There was a typo in lawyers Ed Morrison's ad. His logo is: "Your case is no stronger than your attorney," not "stranger." — newspaper correction from the Tulsa (Okla.) Gusher
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#69 No word in the english language rhymes with month.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
One Liners
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A. A stick.
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