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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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Four people played Darth Vader: David Prowse was his body, James Earl Jones did the voice, Sebastian Shaw was his face and a fourth person did the breathing.
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