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Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.16.2001 2:43:56 PM EST)
LOS ANGELES--Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.
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FUCK HIM TOO
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:49:27 PM EST)
HE'S PROBABLY GUILTY OF SOMETHING HE JUST DIDNT GET CAUGHT YET
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