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damn
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roger
(05.16.2003 9:01:10 AM EST)
marry them first... then hit 'em
Just protecting my sheep
looks
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bigjohn2
(04.30.2003 9:05:33 PM EST)
pretty messed up
To burlingtony
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AnonymousFrog
(08.07.2000 3:45:23 PM EST)
Re: Bo and Jon Derek. Jon Derek passed away May 18, 1998, so I don't think they're still married, at least under California law.
Anonymous Frog
Like Ali....
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burlingtony
(07.30.2000 11:23:50 PM EST)
he must have taken some pretty good shots himself.....and he's paying for it now.
By the way....are Bo and John Derek still married ?
his wife must be
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JSkills
(07.12.2000 2:20:25 PM EST)
his wife must be thinking like a boxer - get hit in the face, but make some big money in the process
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just
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Albatros
(07.06.2000 0:02:16 AM EST)
pitiful...i bet in 2 weeks they divorse..
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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