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Nick Nolte

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/16/2002
 
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61-year-old Nick Nolte was arrested on September 11, 2002 for driving under the influence after a California Highway Patrol officer observed Nolte's Mercedes-Benz weaving across lanes and into oncoming traffic on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. According to a CHP spokesman, Nolte was "drooling" when he got popped at 12:40 PM. After failing a field sobriety test the actor was taken to the Lost Hills sheriff's station where he was booked.

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    That shirt (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.26.2003 4:10:35 AM EST)


    borders on gay


    Just protecting my sheep from that faggot MonkBubble
    What if.... (0 replies)
    started by zx29b
    (01.19.2003 9:04:25 PM EST)

    'ol Nick was to apply some Preperation H?. Would his face disappear?.

    good god (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 10:22:34 PM EST)

    brush your fucking hair and maybe wash it.....lmfao

    Nasty! (0 replies)
    started by zx29b
    (09.24.2002 10:11:24 AM EST)

    So when did good ol' Nick slam face-first into the brick wall?. Several times it looks like.

    I heard.. (1 reply)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.18.2002 11:11:37 PM EST)

    he may have also been using herion, which he claims was research for a roll in a movie that he may be in

    Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

    No michael I don't (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.17.2002 4:40:15 AM EST)

    George Bush maybe ?

    He had to be drunk to wear that shirt ! Ouch my eyes !!!!!!

    O.K. (0 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.16.2002 5:05:48 PM EST)

    I think everybody knows who this look's like (on crack maybe). HeHeHe

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