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Hank Williams, Jr

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/04/2006
 
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Country singer Hank Williams Jr. surrendered to cops on a warrant charging him with throttling a hotel waitress in Memphis. Williams, 56, is facing an assault rap for allegedly choking Holly Hornbeak during a March 18,2006 incident in the Peabody Hotel lobby bar.

Williams allegedly had asked Hornbeak, 19, for a kiss before lifting her off the ground in a chokehold. The performer turned himself in this morning to the Shelby County Sheriff's Office and was booked for assault to commit bodily harm. He was released without bond and is scheduled for a court appearance tomorrow afternoon. Williams is the son of legendary singer Hank Williams and is best known for singing the "Monday Night Football" theme "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight."

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (08.26.2006 12:13:29 PM EST)

    say it isnt so Hank

    hell (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.04.2006 9:13:28 PM EST)

    all he wanted was a kiss

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