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	"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

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	"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." — Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements

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	#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.

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	Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A: Say, "Nice dick."

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	In Sweden it's against the law to train a seal to balance a ball on its nose.