"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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Butch Cassidy (13 April 1866 - c. 6 November 1908), born Robert LeRoy Parker, was a notorious train and bank robber. The photo is Parker's mugshot, when imprisoned at the Wyoming Territorial Prison in Laramie, Wyoming.
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