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Carmelo Anthony - NBA Star

By: acidintervalPublished: 06/28/2008
 
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APRIL 14--NBA star Carmelo Anthony was arrested by Colorado police and charged with drunk driving. According to cops, the Denver Nuggets forward was pulled over after police saw his silver Mercedes weaving and failing to dim its lights. The two-time All-Star, 23, failed a series of field sobriety tests and was taken to a Denver Police Department lockup where he consented to a blood test and posed for the below mug shot.

Carmelo Anthony - NBA Star

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