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Actress Heather Locklear is shown in this photograph released by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. Sunday, Sept. 28, 2008, in Santa Barbara, Calif. Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in the upscale Santa Barbara area, authorities said Sunday.
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Damn!
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started by
allen
(10.03.2008 8:58:55 AM EST)
She even looks good in a mugshot!!!
No shit
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started by
obiwan
(09.30.2008 3:22:35 AM EST)
Jimmyfromqueens is back!
On topic: She looks like she's hi, therefore would hit :oP
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