"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was arrested by Nevada cops in February 2008 and charged with drunk driving, illegal possession of prescription drugs, and driving without a license. According to the Nye County Sheriff, officers were responding to a call about a possible drunk driver when they approached Fleiss, who was at the wheel of a parked SUV. After being asked for her license, the 42-year-old ex-pimp began rooting through her purse when some pills fell out. That resulted in a trip to the local lockup, where Fleiss was booked on misdemeanor charges and freed after posting $1,376 bail.
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