"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002
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so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
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Henry Hill was arrested by Nebraska cops in February 2005 after security officers found glass tubes with cocaine and methamphetamine in his luggage at a North Platte airport.
Hill was the inspiration for the great movie "Goodfellas". It was based on his life and he was played by actor Ray Liotta.
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